Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Is that a peeve up your sleeve?

I have a new pet peeve to add to my list of things I just don't understand:

People who open a closed door, walk through and then just leave it hanging open.

Okay, idiot, there was probably a reason that door was closed in the first place, and chances are good that it didn't change because you walked in. So do me a favor, douchebag and finish what you started - shut the damn door behind you. I'd like to keep the air-conditioning that's barely working INSIDE the office. Not to mention the noise level down. Or perhaps I'm viewing porn and I just want some privacy. Maybe I just want to be left alone. Or perhaps now that the door is firmly closed you will feel trapped and get out. OH, GOD PLEASE GET OUT!!! Your poorly engineered brain cells are using more than their fair share of the oxygen in the room.

And I'm not even pissy today.

Also, people who don't care about proper capitalization, or worse, who are inconsistent.

If, on any given document I find the following, I want to rip my own eyeballs out of my head and use them for mini-dacshund chew toys:

Ship to:
1234 Belvedere Road
Phoenix, AZ

Bill to:
1234 Belvedere road
phoenix, AZ

If you were able to capitalize it correctly once, why are you either too a)unaware, b)lazy, c)just plain, unadulterated STUPID to do it again. Do you not have eyes in your head?!?! Well, now I no longer do. They're rolling around in the mouth of a mini-dacshund. And yes, her name is Mocha. She was a showgirl.

2 What'd you say?

Blogger Gabe said...

Mocha has horrible capatalization problems.

1:46 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Brenda said...

Similar to your spelling problems?

2:01 PM, June 29, 2005  

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