Note to Self
Self,
Eat the carbs BEFORE the drinking. And I'm not talking about the apple juice. Oh, I mean juice...as in Guinness...as in mother's milk.
Sincerely,
Your stomach
PS - Jalapenos substituted for hot sauce on your breakfast sandwich will probably not turn out to be your swiftest decision this morning.
Eat the carbs BEFORE the drinking. And I'm not talking about the apple juice. Oh, I mean juice...as in Guinness...as in mother's milk.
Sincerely,
Your stomach
PS - Jalapenos substituted for hot sauce on your breakfast sandwich will probably not turn out to be your swiftest decision this morning.
2 What'd you say?
Jalapenos?! Breakfast?! P.S.?!
Yes, Jalapenos. They're not just what's for dinner.
And they weren't really spicy anyway - they were fresh and lame. But the hot sauce was obtained today, and the Lord looked upon it and saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the over the hump day.
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