I'm only happy when it...
The weather just got all WRATH OF GOD-like out here in Brooklyn. If I didn't know better, my Western PA Spidey Sense would tell me to get the heck out of Dodge, thar be a turnado on the way.
But, nah, it's just Brooklyn with yellow-gray skies and heavy winds.
Sigh, where's the excitement in that? If you're going to go acting all WRATH OF GOD-like, then you should be able to back it up. You hear me, wuss-ass storm clouds out there? I even turned off my A/C so I could hear the violent loveliness of your whirling dervish-like gusts of air. The trees beckon me with the backs of their leaves, yet still I think I will be singularly unimpressed.
Whoa! What was that? The first little inkling of a rumble? Bring it on, storm! I can take it!
Stay tuned for updates from the Brenda vs. WRATH OF GOD-like Mother Nature Cage Match.
But, nah, it's just Brooklyn with yellow-gray skies and heavy winds.
Sigh, where's the excitement in that? If you're going to go acting all WRATH OF GOD-like, then you should be able to back it up. You hear me, wuss-ass storm clouds out there? I even turned off my A/C so I could hear the violent loveliness of your whirling dervish-like gusts of air. The trees beckon me with the backs of their leaves, yet still I think I will be singularly unimpressed.
Whoa! What was that? The first little inkling of a rumble? Bring it on, storm! I can take it!
Stay tuned for updates from the Brenda vs. WRATH OF GOD-like Mother Nature Cage Match.
posted by Brenda at 6:07 PM
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