Monday, November 21, 2005

After those messages...

That's right, folks, I'm finally back. After a long hiatus (which, as far as I can tell, is different from a high anus, the latter also causing the t'aint to appear to have a more vast spread, at least on the male of the species), I have returned to spread joy, cheer, enlightenment, ennui and confusion to you, my merry foils. Today's spark of light hails from

Smoker tried to open airliner door

Now, I don't know about you, but that headline was IRRESISTIBLE to me. We learn further in the article:

[Defense lawyer] Shilton said Sellies has no memory of what happened on the flight and that she has a history of sleepwalking.

History of sleepwalking, eh? How does that apply here? One would think a history of sleepSMOKING may excuse the poor sedative and alcohol ridden woman. Perhaps sleepSKYDIVING could also be applied as a rationale. Sleepwalking? For amateurs, I tell you.

That's all for now, folks. I've missed you. Well, I've missed you missing me. Ah, heck, let me just go find a pool to stare at my own reflection in...

4 What'd you say?

Blogger Gabe said...

I tried to comment last night, but I got smacked down by the system.

Here's the original comment: that smoker story makes about as much sense as a Richard Foreman play.


12:40 PM, November 22, 2005  
Blogger Nick said...

I was beginning to wonder if you'd ever blog again. I'm glad you are back and I hope you continue.

1:29 AM, November 23, 2005  
Blogger Max said...

Hiatus is funny ole word, isn't it? I first read that word in Leonard Maltin's filmgoers companion. It was for a James Cagney movie called Ragtime and it mentioned Cagney's 20 year hiatus between this film and his last. Ever since then I've always thought that word was special.

6:57 PM, November 26, 2005  
Blogger Brenda said...

Ooooh, new pic Max - is that Pasha from Dr. Zhivago?

8:52 AM, November 28, 2005  

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